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We're squeaking in the new year with a new caption contest that's sure to blow the lid off all caption contests that came before it. And even if it doesn't, who cares, it's two thousand freaking six, ferchrissakes! The photo comes courtesy of Metafilter Matt, who saw this poor, hyperchromatic Bimmer self-consciously parked outside a museum, hopefully not too near the Institute for the Treatment of Photosensitive Epilepsy. Send your entries to tips@jalopnik.com.