I can set aside the Tim Hortons vs. Dunkin vs. Round Rock vs. Voodoo vs. Gourdough’s vs. some shop you’ve probably never heard of before debate for a second to say you’re all wrong. NASCAR makes the best donuts. Here’s a full minute of beautiful donut footage from Joey Logano.
Does your beloved bacon maple cronut from whatsitsplace come with a rowdy V8 and shred tires in a big, beautiful cloud of smoke? Didn’t think so.
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