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The Neverending Story is apparently quite sacred to some people. For example, author Michael Ende's wife was reportedly so disappointed in the film version that it contributed to her death two days after the premiere. But this guy. Well this guy takes the cake and the bundt pan it rode in on. We have a feeling reminding him to keep on vannin' would be somewhat redundant at this juncture. You know dude's straight-up vannin' por vida.

Happy Birthday to my Van

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