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Hey, we're so not getting paid by anyone to say this. Hell, we're barely getting paid by Denton. (God, it's a sad day when we have to say we didn't even get the idea from a press release.) But here's the deal: why not buy The Cannonball Run? It's raining in San Pedro this evening, and well, we can't imagine much better than curling up with a cute girl and Captain Chaos. That is, Captain Chaos onscreen, hot girl in our arms. Although Dom's kinda cuddly... Oh shit. We've been single far too long.

The Cannonball Run [Barnes & Noble]

Calling Captain Chaos: Errors in the Cannonball Run [Internal]