Meat For Ticket-Dismissal Scandal Rocks Tennessee Highway Patrol

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Chad Todd of Knoxville, TN is mad. After he dropped a G getting his license reinstated, he was incensed to learn that some people got out of tickets by giving a Tennesee Highway Patrol officer meat. The THP has launched an internal investigation into the matter of corrupt cops and discovered that at least 40 officers are convicted felons. Oops. Thankfully, Tenna State Senator Mark Norris assures people that, "the vast majority of the Highway Patrol is dedicated and competent." Still, even though we've been a vegetarian for over a decade, we're bringing an igloo full of choice cuts with us the next time we've gotta make a quick blast across the Volunteer State.


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