Max Papis Sure Does Love Polishing His Helmet

Does Max polish his helmet before every practice? Or just when he feels like he’s in the mood for a little helmet-polishing? Does anyone know if they serve oysters in the garage?


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Polishing the helmet had a completely different meaning when we were kids...