As if a grille-less Mercedes E200 isn't creepy enough, a car matching that description has been driving around Surrey with a fully dressed mannequin in the back seat. The driver of the car, who may or not be dressed, has been using the Benz to terrorize the local women. The driver (chauffeur, maybe?) has been described as tall, thin and in his 40s... actually... has anyone seen Andrew McCarthy lately? Because that's a pretty good description of him.

In a recent incident, the mannequin's chauffeur jumped out of his not-quite-livery vehicle and onto the hood of a car with two women inside. Police are asking for help in this case before someone ends up dead-as-Bernie. [BBC News]