“Ma’am? Ma’am? Can you please put that down? We’d like our coffee table back now, please. And our stuff. We’re okay with the towels, but you have to return the furniture. It’s hard to run a bed and breakfast out here, so, please, if you could...ma’am?”

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That’s a Ford Consul/Zephyr Zodiac, right?