Never let it be said that Kobe Bryant likes adultery more than kids, as he's doing his part for the little people by helping to sell this autographed Hummer H3 on eBay for Governor Schwarzenegger's Afterschool All-Stars charity. Schwarzenegger & Kobe! How many references to unwanted sexual advances can we make?

The winner gets to attend a meet & greet with Kobe Bryant, so you're going to want to put in a high bid when the auction starts this November 25th. The H3 appears to be a standard-issue model, and there's no word on whether Kobe tagged it in the front, the back, or both. [eBay]