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Keenan's Fly Guy: New Unit of Speed

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This is Andy Tipping. His friends call him Fly. Actually, everyone calls him Fly, because nobody knows his real name. Fly prefers to travel at 100mph. As such, we have named a unit of velocity for him. If you are moving at 100 miles per hour, you are traversing the globe at 1 Fly. If you are doing 44mph, you are moving at .44 Fly. If you max out a Volkswagen Sharan, as Fly is wont to do, you're likely somewhere around a GPS-verified 1.23 Fly. Any questions?

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