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We still have no real evidence whether Clarkson still strides among the living, but we do know he's being implicated on a rash of assaults on cyclists in Oxford. Cyclox spokesman James Styring says, ""It could be that the Jeremy Clarkson-types have taken umbrage to cyclists." Apparently, a number of the assaultees have been attacked by a man driving a white van. Shown here is Clarkson, having exited his Starion in Oxford, immediately before commenting, "Did you see that? I was damn near nearly knocked down by a cyclist." Anyone in the Euro press-fleet biz know if Jezza was loaned a white Transit or similar in the last few weeks? Could the whole "death" thing be a ruse to cover his underground bicyclist-bashing scheme?

'Jeremy Clarkson-types' carrying out attacks on Oxford cyclists [24Dash]

Jeremy Clarkson Life Watch: Spotted in Cornbury [Internal]