Jalopnik's Bad-Taste Photo Caption Contest, Day 2: The Bananas

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Jeebus, but the response to this thing's been overwhelming. We guess y'all are like us and simply can't resist writing about a middle-aged man in lingerie with his penis shoved into a Land Rover's exhaust pipe. If you missed yesterday's post, the link to the uncensored version is here. The banana-in-the-tailpipe ref is pretty obvious, so let's get those out of the way first. Click on for the first batch of non-winners. Think you can top 'em? Send in your entries to tips@jalopnik.com.

"I found the problem sweetheart; someone stuck a banana up your tailpipe." -James

"Ah, the old banna in the tailpipe..." -Kevin

"If you re trying to stop it from starting try using a potato like everyone else." -Bob


And now for a few of the more outside-the-box entries (weak pun intended):

"Well, I couldn't find the sheep, so I grabbed the Landie!" -Duane

"It's a '93...wait, '94...with the 4.2-liter V8, air suspension, and-Mind pinching my nipples? There we go!-sorrell beige Connelly leather in the interior. Still got it!" - Jonathan

"During your Land Rover Experience Tour, you'll have the perfect opportunity for hands-on experience with ALL of your Land Rover's off-road capabilities." - Christopher

"The problem with Truth or Dare is that the Dare always leads to something you never ever want to have to tell the Truth about." -Jay


"Well, Mary, since you won't let me do your tailpipe..." -Jeff

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