Despite the skyline shot taken from the SRO we're staying in downtown (don't ask), we're here in Detroit's Cobo center, where the coffee's strong, there are no pastries, and Automobile's Jean Jennings is way taller than we thought (and Bill Ford is way smaller). Not enough news for you? Stick around for more coverage, as the world's automakers try to one-up each other with multimillion-dollar displays that, on occasion, involve teal outfits. Stay tuned.
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