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It’s a whole new week! I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this 1967 Simca Esplanada brochure, but I think that red car is imagining being yellow and abandoning some kids with balloons, which it prefers to hanging around with that old professor hitting on his student. 


Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!:

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Giving your kids balloons before you abandon them is the proper way to abandon them when you want to go off somewhere with your hot young blonde secretary... which is clearly what’s going on here.