Ford announced that they would be adding SmartAlert service to their cars in the hopes of competing with OnStar from GM. One of the services offered by SmartAlert is the ability to track down stolen cars. The video above of the Trunk Monkey (or maybe TrunkMonkey) shows a similar feature, as well as some not yet offered with either OnStar or SmartAlert, including: chaperone services, vandalism interdiction and law enforcement bribery. We like the way this monkey thinks. [Trunk Monkey]
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