“I told you you wouldn’t miss your flight—it’s right there! Now stop berating me for getting those two haircuts along the way. The first one just felt wrong. If you’re going to be such a stickler for punctuality, you should have come last night and slept at the airport like I suggested. Jeez.”


Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)

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