“I told you you wouldn’t miss your flight—it’s right there! Now stop berating me for getting those two haircuts along the way. The first one just felt wrong. If you’re going to be such a stickler for punctuality, you should have come last night and slept at the airport like I suggested. Jeez.”
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Sleep at airport they said. It will be fun they said.