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Are you the kind of guy whose car just died? Did you have to walk for the first time in five years? What you need is that FE2 Rallye suspension, a slant-back grille, a big old competition stripe and super stock wheels. Oh, and a Rocket V8. You gotta have that. 442 is the magic number, and you know it! It’s unreal, but we can build you one right now. What a save!

Call Oldsmobile at 403-1N33DM0R3-442/8.


Photo credit: Oldsmobile via The Auto Historian


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