I’m really not sure I feel comfortable with them getting on that boat. I know Ascot McSmooveingthon makes a pretty compelling case, but I just don’t see a scenario where they leave that Austin A40 Sports and the guy doesn’t end up in the ocean, and the woman doesn’t end up chained to something. Maybe a davenport.

Just drive away, guys. Drive away.

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Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)