Two women in Clydebank, Scotland, were injured by a complete MADMAN this week in a vicious drive-by potato and/or cole slaw attack.
The 18-year old terror cruising the British streets was arrested after one 13-year-old girl suffered "serious facial bruising" and a 32-year-old woman apparently thought this sort of thing was a lot worse than it actually was, according to Fresh Plaza, your **freshest** source of news for the fresh produce industry:
The NHS worker, 32, who did not want to be named, told the Clydebank Post that she 'keeled over' in the middle of the street outside the Twisted Thistle pub on Dumbarton Road after being struck by a raw baking potato and a tub of coleslaw.
She originally thought she had been shot, which is a normal reaction to tubs of coleslaw. Really.
Despite local Bobbies arresting the one perp already, another is said to be on the run and wanted for questioning.
The picnic menace is real.
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