The Stig might be able to suck the moisture from ducks, but even he can't string together a smooth lap in a Zenvo ST-1 on Top Gear's freezing wet track.

If you ask me, there's nothing wrong with a supercar that's a handful on a circuit. Call it old school, call it beastly, just don't call it late to whine about Top Gear showing it catch on fire.

(Hat tip to Aya!)