No helmet? Check. Linen pants? Check. Video camera? Check. Rudimentary understanding of basic stunt riding? Check. OK, you're ready to ride your dinky little motorcycle through Pakistan. This stunt is called The Superman and you shouldn't try it without jeans.
I know him. That's Apu.
I just spoke to him last week about some issues I was having with my new Dell.
He remotely activated my webcam without my permission, and then proceeded to ask if I liked playing chatroulette.
My computer still doesn't work, but I got some great Bollywood classics for free from a torrents site he recommended.
He also told me that his "Great Traveling Motorcycle Stunt Show and Spectacular Extravaganza" is available for Birthday Party's, Holy Communions, Bar Mitzvahs, and other festive occasions.
Just call Dell Tech Support and ask for Apu.