How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Be Cited For Drunk Walking?

This drunk, apparently.

Sarah Grohman, of Humble, Texas, which is near Houston, which figures, had fun playing peek-a-boo with the nice person taking the mugshot camera, who was taking her mugshot because she had just been arrested for child endangerment. No, she was not playing peek-a-boo with her child.


All she had been doing was going out for a walk. With her child. While drunk.

WUI is not really a crime yet, though, so she really had to up her game to bring this glorious photograph to beautiful incarnation. Via the always delightful KHOU:

A concerned citizen called authorities on April 22, 2014 to report that the mother, who appeared to be intoxicated, was pushing a stroller in the 1200 block of S. Houston Ave. about five feet away from a busy roadway. The witness said the mother had fallen over, causing the baby to fall out of the stroller.


And she wasn't even wearing a sombrero. Amazing.


The baby was examined by EMS at the scene, and was released to Child Protective Services.

[via Hypervocal]

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