Apparently the Arleigh Burke-class Aegis missile destroyers were designed with mayhem in mind, as the United States Navy saw fit to actually christen one the USS Chung-Hoon. She's a shade over 500 feet long and 66 feet wide, and with 100,000 shp, we're sure she can spin some mad donuts. Or just acquire a bunch of targets and destroy them in rapid succession. Hey, hoonage comes in innumberable shapes and forms, non?
USS Chung-Hoon (DDG-93) [Wikipedia]
Hoon of the Day: Shannon [Internal]