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Hey event promoters, here's a foolproof idea, yours for free (just give us VIP seats once in a while if you use it): The Amateur Special Olympics of Cars. I'll bet we could round up hundreds of guys like this to compete for cash and prizes — after signing an airtight waiver of course. Maybe we could even get ESPN2 coverage. (Ok, maybe ESPN3).

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