In honor of yesterday's discovery of the autoarcheological find of the last half century β€” the Starionamino β€” as well as Mitsubishi's 25th anniversary in the U.S., we thought we'd share with you this Dodge Colt that's been converted to vaguely-Kubelwagenesque form. And then hooned. Hooned as sure as Bobby Kimball misses the rains down in Africa.

More hoons.