There's no rule in the Hoon Manual that says jumps need to start in a generally horizontal direction, right? This hoon figures, hey, I get a full G of acceleration out of this dog of a Toyota by just driving off a cliff! Yeah, he's wearing a helmet, but it's a sure bet he felt the aftereffects of this one all over his body the next morning. We're giving a 5-point bonus for being quick and not starting out with the usual tedious inside-joke credits and/or shots of the hoon's friends doing boring macho posturing. Hoon-O-Meter reading: 34 points.

Electric Boogaloo, South African Corolla Style [internal]