Today we reached Peak Texas.
Anyone still trying to out-do themselves by attaching horns to their F-150 King Ranch while wearing cowboy boots bought on South Lamar—we see through that act. Truth is, this is a state full of bad drivers who love tacos. Someone just crashed a car here because they were distracted by a taco.
In this case, a 15-year-old driver veered off a ramp on Highway 35 near Gregory, Tex., because he was distracted by his taco, TV station KIII reports. No one was hurt and the car was not damaged, however, Mom’s probably going to have a stern talk about why the car smells like meat and cilantro.
Please, taco responsibly. Don’t eat and drive.