Illustration: Saab

Holy clamcakes, it’s Friday already. The middle of the month, somehow! Damn. Just to keep things in perspective, please contemplate this image of a Saab as they remind you that they have little to no interest in stabbing you.

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A Saab 96 reminds me of the Pug I had for years.

The front end shape made it safe for everyone she met. However, the fumes coming out of the back could kill a water buffalo at a 100 yards.

I wonder if she had a 2 stroke engine too?