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Hi-Noble, Fez Up! Shriners Rock the Parade

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Back when we were wee, family friends used to have a great block party every 4th of July. Fireworks, lotsa food, egg and water-balloon tosses, and of course, mandatory hoonage in mini-mini-minicars by area Shriners. Later on, Tipper Gore appeared on the scene and brought a certain record called Frankenchrist to our attention, which featured a totally incongrous cover featuring a row of Shriners in miniature Cutlasses. Oh, God, the chick next door's throwing a shit-fit again. Oh well, at least we've got the Knitters on the stereo to keep us company and this article from the WaPo about Shriners and their cars.

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Shriners Tucked Into Tiny Cars A Dashing Sight at Annual Parade [Washington Post]

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