CountersteerYour true stories of good and bad things that happen in cars.  

Getting pulled over is just an inherent part of driving. It doesn’t matter if you’re the most law-abiding driver in the world—it just happens sometimes. But whether or not you walk away with a ticket isn’t always guaranteed.

Last week, I asked you guys how you got out of your traffic tickets. For the most part, being cordial and honest seemed to work well enough.

For everything else—well, just keep reading.

Bathroom Break (dchampion1)

Suddenly, you just need to go.

Advertisement

Irn Bru (olde_waggoner)

The most Scottish thing you’ll read today.

Advertisement

Compliments (Derel1cte)

See also: kissing ass.

Advertisement

Bigger Fish To Fry (BubTastic)

Wonder where he had to get to.

Advertisement

Technical Difficulties (Geoff Worling)

Thank God for electronic gremlins.

Advertisement

Boss Lady (Axel Cortez)

FancyKristen approves.

Advertisement

Focus (cazzyodo)

That brand loyalty, though.

Advertisement

Code Brown (Fookin’ Prawns)

I, too, enjoyed District 9.

Advertisement

Free Bird (Elongated Tusk)

I mean... have you heard that guitar solo?

Advertisement

Majestic (Das Shtig)

If you do read this, I have a few questions...What kind of wax do you use (if you do)? How long did that take to grow out? Do you do it up every morning before you leave the house?

Advertisement

Kill Them With Politeness (The English Guy)

Username checks out.

Advertisement

Two Stories (Carly Z)

That’s what grandmas and Best Buy are for.

Advertisement

Code Yellow (ChrisBusiness)

A little bit gross, but whatever gets you off the hook!

Advertisement

Stupid (BC1BC2BC3

Just fess up.

Advertisement

Conversion (clackmannan)

Easy mistake to make.