Hello friends! Welcome to the black, featureless void we call a brand-new week! Don’t fear, though, just hop into that sweet-ass van and let Scotty and Scotti there be your guides. They know exactly what they’re doing. 

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)