Black Friday Is Almost Here!
The Inventory team is rounding up deals you don’t want to miss, now through Cyber Monday. Click here to browse!

The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park

I was going to save these (and only these) for the bizarrely absent Judge Phil, who asked me to take photos of the 24 Hours of LeMons race this weekend. Unfortunately, I have the “For Phil” folder open now to give you all nightmares. PSA: LeMons teams bend over a lot, and others just like showing off their butts.

Advertisement
Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park

Some butts weren’t even human butts. This was a mannequin whose limbs broke.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

Zebra butts were also represented today during BS Inspections.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park

Sticker butts, too.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

Headless doll butts as well.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

...and have you ever noticed that the BMW grille kind of looks like a butt? It does when it’s on the back of someone else’s racecar.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

Most of the butts were attached to a human.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

Quite frequently, it’s unintentional butt.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

JUDGE BUTTS.

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

Of all the team butts out there, Sorry For Party Racing had the least shame about their butts. They’re here for the party! (So are their butts.)

Illustration for article titled The Real Butts Of New Jersey Motorsports Park
Advertisement

BUTTS.


Contact the author (no naked butts, please) at stef.schrader@jalopnik.com.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

sdiglesias
Santiago of Escuderia Boricua

Have you become Tina from Bob’s burgers?