“Harriet, just go here.”

“No! There aren’t even bushes around.”

“No one will see, besides, you can duck behind that Pontiac Grand Prix”

“You really think no one will notice the woman in a seafoam green evening gown in the middle of the day squatting behind a large American coupe?”

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“...I do.”

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