Happy Birthday Jesus, Hope You Like Overpriced Crap

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Five wealthy people can ostentatiously celebrate Christmas this year with these $1 million Porsche-designed Advent calendars, whose gifts include a speedboat. I hope one door hides a single candy corn and a note saying "they can't all be winners." [IndiaTimes]

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Jesus is going to be so psyched when he sees what I got him for Christmas this year!