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The old saying in journalism is that a story about a dog biting a man isn't news. On the other hand, man biting a dog โ€” that's front-page material. So what does it mean when a German man bites a police car? Comedy of epic proportions? A Berlin man was being pinned against a police car after a domesic violence dispute (we initially thought it was some kind of kinky German sex thing) when he became aggressive and officers pinned him face down on the bonnet of their patrol car. The dude became so aggressive he actually began chewing into the markings on the police car. Maybe he was just really hungry.

Man bits police car [Reuters]

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