Remember when George Michael got so high he fell asleep behind the wheel? Well he's just gotten his driver's license back and celebrated by buying a 193 MPH Ferrari California.

George is one of the first people to take delivery of the $200,000 hard top convertibles, one of the cheaper models in Ferrari's range. He chose to have his in black, creating the opportunity for all kinds of jokes combining that color and large phallic objects like this front-engined Ferrari. [WENN via Luxist]