Geneva Motor Show: You Don't Have to Go Home, But You Can't Stay Here

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Oh no, the Swiss are kicking us out of the beloved and espresso machine-equipped press room! Oh, you know, giant autoshow here, no news to report, no press outlets open anywhere in the world right now. How will we go on!?

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Rob Emslie

Build a fort out of abandoned tables and declare it an independent republic. Email the UN and ask for a declaration of recognition of the emerging sovereignty.

That or what beercheck said.