Geneva Booth Professionals: Swiss Miss Edition

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The world's most compact capital never fails to impress and this year's Geneva Motor Show managed to cram a few new titillating models onto the show floor. Oh yeah... and the cars were nice too.

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The Geneva Motor Show brings a touch of class to the booth professional world; gone are the over-inflated chests and miles and miles of freshly shaven legs, instead replaced with demure yet awe-inspiring young women ever-ready to give you the low down on your car of choice. They do so with a touch of class, an ounce of sweetness and the smell of Altoids, cigarettes and Diet Coke on their breath. Ah, the beloved European Booth Professional — how could we live without thee?

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DISCUSSION

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Rob Emslie

There once was a booth babe with pee-yellow hair

She mesmerized show-goers with her thousand-yard stare

With a wave of her hand, and a nod of her head

She pointed out features of Geneva's new sled

Somewhere across the ocean so wide

A Jalopnik commenter exclaims "She will be my bride!"

It's love at first sight for easy2greasy a new Jalop faction

And he bookmarks her image for one-handed action

He makes it his goal to discover her name and address

With the intent of eventually getting her out of her dress

He emails Ray, Ben, Matt and the Auto Insider

But they blow him off, after all he doesn't have a nice star

So he buys a ticket to Geneva, one way airfare is all

And there a pass to the show, to find his pee-haired frau

He sees her there, standing up on the dais

And he shouts across the hall 'How do I love thee, let me count the ways!"

But before he can start, he's tackled from behind

By two burly cops who had the presence of mind

To follow him in, this awkward, searching walker

Because while he thinks it's true love, they know he's a stalker.