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The always environmentally friendly New Jersey is now home to the first solar-powered Hummer dealership. That's right β€” run on over to Hummer of Mahwah, where you can rest at ease knowing that as you shop for your 8-13 mpg Hummer H2, the electricity helping power your shopping experience won't be harming the environment. Somewhere, a Native American is quietly crying β€” as we vomit a little in our mouths.

Hummer dealership to go solar [UPI]

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