While the tilt-shift photographic technique is a lot of fun, you can't beat the infinite depth-of-field you get with a good ol' pinhole camera when it comes to distorting so-called reality! Here's a shot of my weathered '70 Impala model parked next to an avocado, done on a homemade pinhole camera. Actually, this image is half of a stereo pair from a homemade 3D pinhole camera.