Which Superhero Would Make The Best Car Mechanic?

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Superheroism is great and all, but you can’t spend all your time foiling supervillans and re-routing meteorites. Sometimes you just gotta work on your ride. So, with that in mind, what superheroes are best suited to be mechanics?


This is a trickier question than you might think at first. Batman has way more experience working on cars than most, but Hulk is basically his own engine hoist and lift, and Superman can weld with his freaking eyes. Hell, I bet he could pee a urine stream capable of cutting cleanly through metal, too, if that came up.

There’s lots of interesting options here, and I’d really like to know what you think, since, you know, you’re my everything. So, which superfreak makes the best mechanic?

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He’s gotta be good for something, right?