The argument made by many a lacrosse mom (lacrosse is the new soccer after yesterday's painful loss) is that rather than a minivan, they needed an SUV — you know, for Deep inside we know these cougars-in-waiting are really just concerned about looking good for the young men roaming the streets of Birmingham and Royal Oak. But we didn't have the technical know-how to really explain why — we just knew those SUV's with their hard-as-rock front frames weren't gonna hold up to a crash. But how could we prove that? Well — the boys and girls at Fifth Gear provided the above visual explanation — by crashing a Renault people carrier into the front end of a Range Rover Discovery. What wins? Watch and find out — but we're really not surprised.

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