Fewer Than 20 Bugatti Veyrons Left For Sale

Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine bonafide horsepowerfied fewer than 20 car Bugatti Veyron. What I say?

Bugatti Veyron.

What's it called?

Bugatti Veyron.

That's right, Bugatti Veyron!

VEYRON! VEYRON! VEYRON! VEYRON!

I hear those things are awfully loud.

They ride as softly as a cloud.

Is there a chance the wheels could bend?

Not on your life, my three-jet friend!

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What about us one-jet slobs?

You'll be given private equity jobs.

Were you sent here by Wolfgang Dürheimer?

No, good sir, I'm on the, uh, level?

The ring came off my oil can.

Take my turbo my good man! I swear it's Abu Dhabi's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

VEYRON!

What's it called?

VEYRON!

Once again!

VEYRONNNNNNNNNN!

(There are less than 20 Bugattis left for sale. Bugatti wants you to know this, and really, really wants to sell them.)

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