Once again, a tenuous grasp of the English language, a complete lack of shame, and a bitchin' custom car have led us to eBay awesomeness. Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on a genuine Eagle Roadster. Built around a 3.5 liter Chrysler V6 from the "Cab-Forward" era, this open-wheeled, tandem-seat automobile is street legal and available for you to buy. The fun in this ad comes from the half-truths and gross overstatements of fact. For instance:

This Radical is designed to provide the maximum performance and fuel economy 25 MPG & Daimler Chrysler reliability that Radical is known the world over for. It was designed with one objective - to provide the ultimate driving experience & fun & exoticness!


And you can rest assured with notes like this:

The engine in this Radical Indy car was professionally built by Chrysler Services which is one of the premier racing engine facilities in the country. The engine has virtually 4500 miles.

[eBay listing]

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