How can you beat the power-to-weight ratio of the blown big-block Vespa? Put a Honda 600cc motorcycle engine in a barstool! While your typical motorized barstool has some kind of wimpy, smoky 2-stroke lawnmower engine, this setup should be able to get you to the finish line- and Happy Hour with St. Peter seconds later- much quicker than any old Briggs & Stratton! Handling and braking might be areas of concern, but the wheelie bar lets everyone know you're not cutting every safety corner. [The Kneeslider]