Maybe the best thing about this eBay listing (aside from the surprising lack of ALLCAPS) is the fact that the seller never mentions that this car is, in fact, a Fiero (however, the VIN tells the whole story). No, see, that's an "88 GM chassis" underneath that half-installed crypto-Lambo body kit and photographed with such careful ineptitude. But hey, quibbling about the chassis' origins won't stop this Fieroborghini and its pushrod V6 from following through on the seller's promise that it will elevate the winning bidder's social status. It's even got a genuine Diablo gas cap cover! Because chicks dig a man with the right gas cap cover.

1988 Replica/Kit Makes [eBay]

Burning-Hot Fiero Kit Car Could Be Yours: Archie Finale! [internal]