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Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

While McConaughey's '71 Corvette doesn't quite have the same specs, we can guarantee Wooderson would love him one of these babies โ€” even if he couldn't fit extra high school girls in the back. The man who keeps getting older just dropped his Corvette onto the eBay auction block for a damn good cause, Oprah's Angel Network's Hurricanes Katrina and Rita recovery efforts. So if you've got the dough drop it for a good cause and get a beautiful blue Stingray for your hard-earned bank. And if you don't have the dough...and let's be clear โ€” it'd be a lot cooler if you did...that's ok, just keep livin', man. Bidding starts tonight and runs for the next ten days.

matthews-car-for-oprah [eBay]

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