We're just overwhelmed by the drunk-driving stories today, folks. Now it's time for multi-World-Series-winning baseball manager Tony La Russa to pose for grainy mugshots and mutter not-quite-apologies at the inevitable press conference. This one bums me out a bit, being an A's fan and all; La Russa always seemed to have more class than this. Damn, can't these guys afford taxis?

Cardinals manager charged with suspicion of DUI [SI.com]

Athletics Pitcher Esteban Loaiza's Ferrari Goes Faster Than His Pitches! [internal]