Yeah, this whole Cash For Clunkers thing makes us want to drink, too. Thankfully, the folks at have created an appropriate drink: The Clunker. How do you make one?

Here's the recipe for the government program-themed drink:

The Clunker
This cocktail is an unorthodox meeting of the Sidecar and the
Rusty Nail:

1 ounce Scotch
1 ounce Brandy
1/2 ounce Drambuie
1/2 ounce Triple Sec
1/2 ounce Lemon juice

Shake all ingredients together. Garnish with a twist of lemon (no pun intended).

Bottoms up.

Photo Credit: Donald Bowers/Getty Images for Zimmermann [LemonDrop]