Illustration for article titled Dodge Intrepid Loses Control, Finds Jesus

For one young Napa woman, being intoxicated while driving wasn't putting her on the path to hell fast enough. Lucky for her, she was able to run through an intersection and send her Dodge Intrepid airborne, through the wall of the Foothill Christian Church, and onto the stage. Though she might have spared some parishioners potentially crappy Christian rock this Sunday, there are few things more despicable than crashing your ride into a church. We assume the congregation will forgive her for the unfortunate mistake she made, though we're not so quick to do so ourselves. If it had been a Ferrari or Bugatti instead of an Intrepid we probably could have gotten some awesome shirts made. [Napa Valley Register]


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